tip for the holidays: interrupt any family argument with “I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way”
Fa lalalala…la la..la..la?
My family made me go to church with them tonight. I’m surprised I didn’t burst into flames the second I walked into that place. I can’t remember the last time I stepped foot into a church. Felt like I was at some creepy cult gathering. Which I suppose I was…
And then after all the wine and champagne I passed out drunk in front of the fireplace for a few hours. Not gonna lie, it was a cozy and lovely time.
And then my man just broke up with me minutes ago. On any other day I suppose I would have been pretty devastated. But I’m just like…Christmas? Really? M’kay, fuck you.
Yeuppppp. Merry Christmas to me!!
If you’re going to go into battle wearing a full suit of metal armor, you’d better do it in style. Here are some of the most amazing (and bizarre) helmets you’ve ever seen, from the age of knights and swords.
Some of these are Bad. Ass. Some of them are HILARIOUS! Check it out!